Here’s a cellphone conversation I had with my wife on my way home tonight.

Me“Hey, turn on the TV. Something’s going on with OJ.”

Wifey“Huh?”

Me“I was trying to be funny. Remember during the OJ chase when all those helicopters were hovering above the freeway? Well, I see some over the 64. OJ did something again.”

coming back after turning on the TV —

Wifey“We live in Kentucky, remember? It’s not OJ. It’s pigs on the freeway.”

Me“That’s pretty damn funny.”

Turns out a truck overturned and there were pigs running around the freeway and center median. It must of been quite a sight.

…..Dan at aslowerpace dot net

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